Wolf, wolf

How are you so fast at running and keeping

your pace?

 Like winning a race to a Peregrine Falcon

Wolf, wolf

Why are you so obsessed with eating raw meat?

And how do you enjoy it so much? 

Wolf, wolf

Why are your eyes so scary and death like

and freaky?

as if you’re giving us a deadly stare

Wolf, wolf

Why do you howl at the moon so loudly?

Wolf, wolf

Why do you have such fluffy fur?

Never getting it to dirty?

Wolf, wolf

How are you so brave and fierce?

Wolf, wolf

Why do you normally live in dark dark caves?

Slowly stepping forward out of the dark cave.

Wolf, wolf

What time do you come out to howl?

Do you  just go back to sleep after you howl?

Wolf, wolf

How are your teeth so clean but you never

brush them with a toothbrush?