Vodka is magic
‘knock knock’ “who’s there” i shout “it’s granny”says a voice i open the door and granny’s standing there in her pjs. I ask why are you here so late it’s 11:00pm at night.My granny says “i found out that i have SUPER POWERS, I’m your super granny”.My jaw drops i say “what HOW!”. My granny starts to explain that she was having a little drink in the house vodka and coke when she got a little tipsy and jumped off the sofa and flew through the ROOF! . I looked and her as if she was mad but it’s true.
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