PLUS – are you a stressed businessperson? Relaxation and stress equipment is what we do. Be ready for any stressful meetings. 

Unprepared for stress?

Buy our new nightdress!

Why be alone here without family? Treat yourselves to refreshment and fun. YES – you can bring everyone and you’ll have no complaints!

All expensive items come with:

• Shayan Syed’s chocomint PRIME ice-cream

• 1 free (peaceful) dove

•  And the first 5 families get 99.999999% off!

Don’t miss out on an experience of a lifetime! 

OFFER – Sleepy marshmallow pillows – Buy 2 get 10 free!

50 year guarantee on EVERYTHING, including:

• Sugar-free Pick & Mix

• hardening wax candles

• Dancing disco lights

• Weather-changer

• Stress ball (for adults & kids)

• Spell book for silence

No false info – we are an honest business serving the galaxy for milleniums!

If you want to stay at home, our phoenix will make sure you still have a great time. “I loved that we didn’t need to spread pollution!” exclaimed Greta Thunberg.

Order now on FunsunThemepark@Bolton.com or come to BL2 2PL. We are open 24/7!