Dear Firebomb, 

I am writing this email to persuade you to stop fighting and go back to school.

My first point is that you are just a teenage girl who skips school way too often to go dilly-dallying with your superhero friends. You treat school like a part-time job, so you’ll never achieve your real dreams of becoming an artist. Plus, your name isn’t even in the papers while your silly superheroes friend’s names are, for example, Superman got into the papers last week because saved a cat from a 380 ft tall Hyperian tree. You are worth more than a silly Superman.

Also, you are re-doing a year in highschool because you failed an exam that was worth more than 50% (½) of your grade. You failed that exam because you were too busy at a superhero summer camp to study. Moreover, you do amazing in Art and DT (Design and Technology) but in other subjects you are falling behind.

To build on that point, I would like to say, if you would like to become an artist, like you dream of being, you will need to be at school 24/7. By the way, you need more practice in your bomb throwing, you missed exactly 1,034 times in your 8 hour battle with The Joker.

To summarize, why not achieve your dreams now? Why wait until you defeat The Joker? Your experience in Art and DT is already good enough, I believe in you, unlike Superman.

Yours sincerely, Batman.