Dear Saitama,

I am writing to you to get you to take a break.

First, the exercise you do is crazy, 100 push-ups, sit-ups and squats mixed with a 10 killometer run is not good for you, and you’ve been doing it for 30 years. Another thing is it’s boring when you win in one punch and no-one likes it any more, not even the weird comic book guy.

Also I know that you’re an adult but I think you need to study because you think 1 + 1,000,000 = 2,000,000 but it’s 1,000,001. All you can really do is fight but you’re not smart. To build on this concern, not being very smart is not good in battle because if you’re fighting someone stronger than you, you need to be smart and, or really fast to be able to escape.

My last point, is you take punches faster than a bullet and stronger than a plane and they keep getting stronger, at some point you’ll take damage and not just a mild bruise.

To summarise, take a retirement or a break because sooner or later you’ll need smarts, speed, durability and strength and when that day comes you need to be ready.

Yours sincerely Genos.