Dear Sir

 I am going to inform you about the upcoming events in the local calendar. first there will be a procession through the village everyone who participates will be careful going through the audience just encase it causes a row. The mayor will be the judge of the best baby competition. while that is going on you can get a bite of Mr chippy’s .  

After all of that there will be a dance display in the town square. if you are watching   you will need to stand back  encase you get in the way  also the market will be open all afternoon.

yours faithfully

from Billy Bob Kramer