Dear Mr. Speedoflage,

I am writing to persuade you to give up your life as a difficult superhero. 

My first point is that you are not spending enough time with your son. Your wife has to take care of the youngest so your eldest has no time to spend with his parents. Did you know that he is amazing at rugby, I bet you didn’t. 

I would also like to argue that you are getting way too stressed. It is not good for you, and you are starting to get tired on your missions which is creating flaws. 

Furthermore, I am concerned that you are starting to drift away from your family. Your wife is getting worried and your sons are missing  you.

To build on this concern, you are constantly close to really injuring yourself. On your last mission, a sharp knife cut your hair off it was that close. If it was any closer, it would of taken your head off. You would have died if it wasn’t for an amazing civilian that tackled you out of the way.

I would like point out that you are a good man, and that you shouldn’t be fighting anymore. You should come back to Glasgow Warriors. The team is definitely struggling without you. You were an amazing player and we were winning all the trophies when you were with us.

On the other hand, many people argue that you are the perfect age for saving people. That crime rate has never been higher so you need to get back out there. It is a risky job but you’re the man for it.

It is a hard time for the Glasgow warriors team and for the city. You have to choose between family or fame. You are obviously older and weaker than before, so you are not in condition to keep on saving lives.

The choice is yours but in summary, I think that you should give up being a superhero.

Yours sincerely, Franco Smith (Glasgow warriors manager)