Dear Glitch

I am writing to you today because we need you back ! Back with the Army as our mane spy.

My first point is that you would be the perfect spy for our organisation. Getting your dad making you do chores every day and technically doing his job as a super hero, we thought you would join us back because your job right now is very good but if you joined the army it would be much better don’t even get me started on the list of benefits. First of all you get way more money you get a lot more free time more time to chill don’t have to be stressed about saving the whole world and way more.

I am quite concerned right now because it is lock down because of this mysterious thing called the Corona-virus. You are sitting back relaxing because you can’t go outside that means there is no one to save which means you have to stay inside and worried about your evil dad who doesn’t care at all about you.

To build on this concern we are also worried about how much you are eating rubbish things like sweets and chocolate and crisps. And we are also worried that you aren’t exorcizing enough but it is ok because you can just shape shift into your old self. Some people do not want this to happen because you won’t be there to stop the bad guys but you will be able to save your country in war.

It would be great to meet you in person but I do have to write to you because the only people in the world with your number is your family and we can’t reach them either. Please take some time to think about this offer we could really use someone like you to push us over the finish line. Even some people say that you were practicing marching for the army and trying on your old uniform.

Yours Sincerely Combat Carrol.