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The ship of imagination.

on the ship of imagination anything can come true ,

On the ship of imagination  you can dream big dreams too.

 

on the ship of imagination the horizon never ends

on the ship of imagination anything can happen

on the ship of imagination wishes for me and you.

 

 

 

Iff i was invisable

Hello there, it is nice to meet you, but you probably wouldn’t be able to meet me in person because I would be quite hard to find unless you can see invisible people. That is write I am invisible, and this is what I would do on a daily basso. BAD STUFF, so I would wake up go to the bakery for free BREACFAST totally and then have some fun stuff like starting a fight orrrrr robing ah bank and then go to bed and have some nice food at places that cost a lot of money to eat at. 

Join the Army

Dear Glitch

 

I am writing to you today because we need you back ! Back with the Army as our mane spy.

 

My first point is that you would be the perfect spy for our organisation. Getting your dad making you do chores every day and technically doing his job as a super hero, we thought you would join us back because your job right now is very good but if you joined the army it would be much better don’t even get me started on the list of benefits. First of all you get way more money you get a lot more free time more time to chill don’t have to be stressed about saving the whole world and way more.

 

I am quite concerned right now because it is lock down because of this mysterious thing called the Corona-virus. You are sitting back relaxing because you can’t go outside that means there is no one to save which means you have to stay inside and worried about your evil dad who doesn’t care at all about you.

 

To build on this concern we are also worried about how much you are eating rubbish things like sweets and chocolate and crisps. And we are also worried that you aren’t exorcizing enough but it is ok because you can just shape shift into your old self. Some people do not want this to happen because you won’t be there to stop the bad guys but you will be able to save your country in war.

 

It would be great to meet you in person but I do have to write to you because the only people in the world with your number is your family and we can’t reach them either. Please take some time to think about this offer we could really use someone like you to push us over the finish line. Even some people say that you were practicing marching for the army and trying on your old uniform.

 

Yours Sincerely Combat Carrol.

wonderful wands

Do you need some new wonderful wizardry ? Do you need some new wizardry skills? Iff so come to the Baba Dabas. Come here because we have the best wizard kit in the world. We have been awarded the most sustainable wands in the world.

 

We have also got other things not only wizardry stuff we have gladiator stuff and some sport things and for some reason we have tutus. Our stuff is for all ages like once we had Hasbilark in our shop but we have had Albert Einstien hear.

 

Our most popular stuff are actually in stock right now like

  • Super gulp, which gives you powers for the day
  • Clean Bot, which is a robot that will clean up all your rubbish and do all your chores

Bake Bot, which bakes all your food

 

All our robots might not work but you can return it in a year for free if they don’t. Please visit us our shop we are located at the very top of the earth. We have even had famous wizards hear like Ronaldinho, Fin Russel, Neymar Jr and Anton Du-pon.

 

Whatever creature you are you can come here for our gear. don’t miss out. We even have a special thing right now if you buy something more than a tenner you can get something for free in our buy one get one free section.

 

We are open ten hours a day for 5 days a week and we open at 7.00 and finish at 17.00. But when it is a holiday we are open from 8.00 to 15.00

 

Thanks for shopping hear hope we see you soon.

A Surprising Discovery by The Seaside

A Surprising Discovery by The Seaside

 

Liam was taking a stroll down the beach; it had been a long day and he needed some fresh air to relax. As he walked, he smelled: the salty waves crashing on the shore; the scent of petrol fumes coming from the cars of the tourists and the smell of meat being grilled at a nearby barbeque. Then, he saw something in the corner of his eye in one of the old fishing boats. At first, he thought it was just a bag, then after a second glance, he realized it was a rotting corpse lying on one of the fishing nets. He immediately called his brother Noel, who was older but was much shorter. Handily, Noel was also on the beach, walking his dog. He quickly dashed over and comforted his shell-shocked brother. Liam noticed there was some smoke coming from Noel’s pocket. “What is in your pocket Noel?” asked Liam.

“Oh nothing,” replied Noel who was now sweating heavily.

Then, a gun and some bullets fell out of the pocket. “Oh Noel, what have you done?”

Suddenly he grabbed Liam by the neck and threw him into the boat…

Chapter 2

Outside, the glistening night sky filled with wild dots of light, but rain falls. Inside, Abedi panted around the abandoned ware house searching for a hiding spot, and he needed it desperately. Old toilets were scattered around the floor, smashed windows were every ware and there were a lot of skeletons ? To his surprise, there was the world cup in a trophy cabinet. He was stressed.

 

Infront of him, there was the man with a knife gleaming in is hand. Abedi screamed …

 

… but at that moment, there was a giant sound it was like a growl a light growl. Then strate out of the blue there was a ginormous artic fox leaped over Abedi’s head, Abedi was in pure shock he had no idea what to do. Its light blue eyes gazed into Abedi sole, it was purely wight and it was almost five times the size of a normal artic fox.

 

The Fox limped over to Abedi, not knowing what to do Abedi backed away, but then he got a cent of blood and pain he could see that the beast was in some sort of discomfort and then he decided to put his hand out and hope for the best. 

 

The beast put its giant head onto Abedi’s hand, then the fox said in a light voice “can you pull out this dagger” Abedi looked at his chest and there was a ginormous dagger stuck in the fox, Abedi tried and tried to pool it out and then woosh out came the dagger and the fox was set free.

 

“A that feels better” exhaled the fox he said in a high pitched voice “now I can talk to you properly said the fox” I really need to find a thing called the gateway will you find it for me”?

 

Abedi stepped back staggered at how a Artic fox is able to talk, and then as iff he lost control of his body he gave the fox a thumbs up as iff he new exactly what to do. ” the evil people will be back soon” said the Fox ” I should hide”.

 

Half an hour later, Abedi and the fox had creeped through the raving streets of Glasgow. And they made to a hiding spot it was a deserted bin place and there was not a single sol who would dare to come hear, but to Abedi it was his happy place. Abedi said to the fox “you will be safe hear ” the fox nodded and fell asleep. And Abedi kept watch.

Chapter 1

It was a dark night in October. It was chucking it down in the centre of Troon town. The streetlights where shining but making shadows, where anything could be lurking.

 

Abedi put up his head hopping nobody would notice him, as he tried to walk through the gate the guard just noticed him, “Hey you get back here !”  The guard said angrily, getting his weapon ready for anything, Abedi walked over ” If you don’t have a pass your dead meet ” shouted the guard. Abedi said “no I do have a pass but I thought I wouldn’t need one because I was born in London, and the reason I am trying to get in is because I have deliveries to make” he said, speaking faster than professional rappers “Ok show me your pass and I will let you through ” asked the guard. Abedi handed over the pass and he walked through the gate.

 

In the rich part of Troon. It was thriving with people getting there Halloween decorations ready at last minute. The wind was still blowing like a pack of wolfs howling at the moon. He was keeping his head down hoping that nobody would try hurt him but then he bumped into someone the man said ” hey you watch it, ” the man shouted starring into Abedi’s eyes ” sorry ,” said Abedi giving him a wave but then the man said ” its ok ” but then he shoved Abedi into a dark and haunted alleyway, and the man shouted ” give me everything you own or your getting it ,” Abedi sprinted as fast as he could the opposite way and he then ran into a dead end ” I have got you know, ” said the man.

 

But then Abedi spotted something. It was a hole in the wall he had to go through it for his safety so he took a leap of faith and bounced through the hole.

 

Sentences and clauses

While the crisp snow fell, Tom waited in his flat. The phone rang out loudly. He listened. He crossed the room and picked up his heavy suitcase. He opened the door and then he went outside in the cold weather.

 

Whenever there was a bad smell, I wore a shirt.

Although there was no one there, I bought a gas mask.

Before I fed the shark, I played my music very loudly.

Since it was snowing, I ate my breakfast.

After I bought a gas mask, there was a bad smell.

As there was a snake there, I gave a frog a helping hand.

In case it was snowing, I wore a shirt.

Night-prowler

Night-Prowler

 

Black Panther, Black Panther,

 why are you so fast as you hunt down your pray like a blasting rocket ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther,

Why do you have such black fur when you are creeping arounds the forest ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther,

Why do you have such a deathly stare to gaze into your preys soul ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther 

Why are you so good at camouflaging into the depths of the forest  like a silent ninja creeping around ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther

Why are you so good at purring around the dead of night ? 

 

Black Panther, Black Panther

Why are you constantly tip toing around the jungle ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther

Why do you have such giant paws to chase your enemies ?

 

Black Panther, Black Panther,

Why are you so good at fighting off your evil enemies like Mihamidali ?

Phrases and clauses

Bob ran down the road.

He fell over.

Bob fell over, because he ran down a hill.

 

The thunder roared.

The hobbits hid.

As soon as the thunder roared, the hobbits hid.

 

Bilbo slept in a cave.

The goblins attacked.

While Bilbo slept in a cave, the goblins attacked.

 

The cart came to a wheezing halt.

Gandalf strode into the hobbits hole.

When the cart came to a wheezing stop, Gandalf strode into the hobbit hole.

 

Jim was interested in the idea.

He rang his friend.

Jim was interested in the idea, so he rang his friend.

 

Owls are nocturnal.

This means they are active at night.

They have excellent eyesight.

Owl are nocturnal, this means they are active at night and they have excellent eyesight.