Dear Deadpool,

I am writing this email to try and get you to stop talking to Wolverine and focus more on your original life.

My first reason is that for our whole experience of saving people,he has been treating you like garbage and you are always cleaning up after his mistakes! He barely even cares about you and I think that you need to be treated better than that.Dont you realise that he has been getting every little dime off of the captain? Have you noticed that even though everyone says no, his name is always on the newspapers? I want to argue that you deserve better.

On top of that, I am worried that you haven’t been doing too well on your papers.Last month, your SAT’s were so bad that your teacher (Mr Sweeney) told you that you will have to repeat your class! You are very strong but you don’t even know what 11 rounded to the nearest tenth is, let alone where to find the capital of The Philippines! You are very good in your physical education but in other subjects, you need to do better.

My second point is that if you do awful on your exams, then your dreamsof being like your idol, Lionel Messi will disappear. It is ok for Wolverine,he owns a black 2024 chrysler E8, sharp claws and is the owner of the Wembley Stadium! My concern is that when you get older you wont have an option like this.

Yours sincerely – Superman