Dear Hawkeye/Kate Bishop,

I am writing this letter to persuade you to stop putting your life at risk and get yourself a real job.

My first point is that you are a suspect in every crime you investigate. Clint Barton (your ‘so called trainer’) treats you like you are just a little kid who’s still learning. I presume you are thinking this too. Have you realised he blames you for all of the trouble? Doesn’t he make you feel like you’re just his back-up? Don’t you think that he just wants to be famous? You should be his trainer!

Also, I am troubled by the thought of you failing exams. A few years ago, you hardly managed to get into Uni! Your accuracy in archery is perfect but your accuracy in spelling is not so great. You don’t know how to spell arrow, let alone Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! You get full marks in archery but you need to catch up in everything else. 

Furthermore, have you lay down in bed, stressed? Have you been having headaches because of your intense training?  I am worried that you are being pushed too far and Clint is making you vulnerable.

To summarise, why not leave the pressure and excel in Uni. Leave Hawkeye’s “protection”  and hopefully graduate. Your experience of investigating will help you with problem solving. If you graduate, you can take a job as a detective with me.

Yours mysteriously – Mukti