Alien guide
What to do if you meet an alien
If you are encountering one of the green-beings then listen closely to these instructions.Now remember aliens can be very dangerous so don’t throw this guide book away because it might as well save your life one day from these mysterious creatures.
What you need to need to to do
First,identify it just to make sure its not a human or anything else.Doing this may involve looking for:
A)Advanced technology beyond our understanding.
B)Arthropod-like appearance,abundance of body parts and no resemblance to Earth’s species.
C)Communicating in clicks, strange languages,telepathy or doesn’t speak at all.
Next,do not ever use hand gestures;movements as the extraterrestrial may take it as an offence and harm you because might be very tense about whether this planet is safe or not.The best way to express your kindness is by:
- Use a peace offering as a gesture of harmony.
- Ask questions like ‘Are you meaning harm?’
Conclusion
The conclusion is that if you ever run into an alien follow this guide(don’t worry we’re experts)
How to know if you have been abducted
- Stitches on chest
- Memory gap
- Suction marks
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