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What to do if you meet an alien

What to do if you meet an Alien

f you see a UFO land on your house you need to be sure if it’s a real alien because it might be a kid trying to scare you by coming in a fake UFO and wearing an alien costume. These instructions might help you.

Thankfully nothing is needed. What you need to do:

 

  1. First check if the Alien is hurt or not. If it is then it’s a nice alien if its not, be extra careful. It might have features like:

 

  1. Big ears
  2. Small nose
  3. Green slimy skin
  4. No hair
    2. Next, don’t talk fast or slow, it will think that you are angry and dangerous. start a normal conversation like:

    • Hi what’s your name
    • My name is John
    • Welcome to my house John
    • Would you like a cup of tea 
    • No thanks
    • I like your house is it for rent
    • No its not
    • I like your cars and garages
    • Thank you, are you a nice alien?
    • Yes don’t worry I will protect you
    • Your the best alien I have ever met
    3. Finally, if the alien is dangerous pay attention:

    • Shout, “ what do you want
    • Set your dog on them;
    • Think about getting a knife
    • Don’t get a gun
    • Don’t punch it
    If you actually meet an alien don’t run, talk calmly and don’t go close or don’t touch it because they might have their whole army in their UFO.
    How to Know if you have  been abducted by aliens

    • Did you find a toy UFO in your cupboard?
    • Is there a scratch or a mark on your hand?
    • Do you think you have an imaginary friend?

 

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