What To do if you meet an alien

One day in your life you will meet an unexpected guest, aliens. Are you prepared to meet this visitor? If you aren’t, then you must follow these tips or they will come and abduct you.

First, you need to establish is it is a real alien. Subsequently, this will make you ready to take the alien on.

Once you have made sure it is a real alien, give it a welcoming hug.This will make it think that earth is a lovely place (even though it’s not).  

After that, take it to your house to have a bath. Depending on its species (colour), the temperature needs to be very specific: blue equals 2 degrees; red equals 400 degrees; and green equals 50 degrees. Therefore, it  will be nice and clean, which will make your house anti-dirty.

Finally put it to bed. You must put it in a specific type of bed: a grassy lime green bed; Rose red bed; and a lavender purple bed. Then give it a sloppy kiss. This results in the alien liking you and living happily ever after.

To conclude this, make sure you do all of these. This is the key for survival of the human race.