What to do if you meet an alien

There could be a time on Earth where an unexpected visitor  comes to join us in this planet.

First, you must avoid using eye contact otherwise it is most likely to devour your soul.

Once you have avoided eye contact, supply it with food and drink: Expensive cake, chocolate bunnies and fizz cans of coke. If you are wondering what an alien looks like to be sure it’s not a child in a halloween costume. It has metallic green scales, antennas and gooey slime trailing behind it.

Listen to my instructions.