To whoever receives this message,
Please help me! I am a boy who is being kept prisoner on an island out at sea. This island is a filthy place with an even more filthy group of chimpanzees! Yes! I am being held prisoner by chimps that talk! Do you understand how serious and weird this situation is? Especially for me! Well I hope you do, because I need rescuing real quick. I’v been on this island that smells like rotten eggs, cabbage and garbage for 3 months already. PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS INSANE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From,
Teddy