Advice for an explorer

Have you ever desired to venture across the rough terrain of the world? If so, than take this advice and use it for your own good. It’s important to know what obstacles are ahead and what tools you may need to get past them.

When traversing through rickety rackety mountains, always take an ancient arrowhead. This will be crucial later on in your magical adventure. Bakers, which have lots of food, should always be avoided as their treats are most likely poisoned. During the day when daisies dance, search for the forbidden companion, a crow. This will help you scout out areas to make sure you don’t get in danger.

If you are trudging through the mud of bogano, always slay the beasts that you come into contact with: Ogdo-bogdo, which will kidnap you with its humongous tongue, is the most feared creature in all the land; Bog-rats are horrifying and cunning and they will drag you under ground and suffocate you until you die; and wampas, which will tear you apart and will gobble you up. To deal with these, use an electric sword and destroy these beasts.

The blistering beams of the sapphire sun should always be collected in a mirror-infested jar; this can be used as a blinding weapon, rendering your foe sightless. Always use the blinding weapon against your foes. When eating cans of Baked beans, save the cans because this can be used to mark you were there or to trap enemies.

If you do make the difficult decision of exploring the unknown, than make sure you follow these key pieces of information. Always study your location; observe the beasts that lurk; and explore the unknown. Always slay the beasts (which are very deadly) as soon as they progress towards you.

Good luck on your journey and remember these steps.