The trash can

There one was a trash can who lived on the side of the road. One day it thought to itself and said:
“I’m tired of living on the road and eating people’s leftovers and baby ****! I want to eat actual food and live in a nice house like the humans do!” It thought of a plan to achieve its goals and end its suffering. It was hard but possible. It tried over and over again but kept failing. It thought why it couldn’t do it until it realized it could not move. It knew the plan would only work if it could move. It realized it would never accomplish its goals and sit on the side of the road suffering.