I’d like you to imagine a naughty pizza running away

from a bakery store 

I’d like you to visualise a pizza running 

In the Olympics when its not 

supposed to 

I’d like you to name this pizza, your pizza

Now please fill in this survey: 

Has your pizza ever cried?

When will it play for a amazing football club?

Is your pizza a cheese pizza?

Will your pizza ever fly in the bright, blue sky?

Does your pizza have a driving license?

to drive a Porsche Carrera GT?

Where will your pizza retire as

the world’s most dangerous criminal?

Could your pizza escape a shop again?

Has your pizza ever tasted cotton candy?

Did your pizza go to jail? 

What is your pizza’s favourite movie?

Does it prefer Xbox or PlayStation?