VISIT MAD MUSIC

Do you need a new instrument? Do you enjoy listening to music? If so, come to Mad Music and buy all the things you need.

Our shop is the best music shop you could ever go to! We have wonderful music equipment (especially guitars), we have excellent deals, we’ll appreciate it if you order something, aah, I forgot to mention, we have coupons you can get. You will get more if you buy more stuff, it depends how much you buy. We have more on our website – madmusic.co.uk – shop now to have your life full of music. Also you can get a free discount the first time you come.

Come down to our amazing shop! Get down here now before everything is sold out! We restock! If you’re quick enough you could also get our new, on offer, electric guitar!

You’re going to love the instruments we sell here. You might want to check out our device section, we give our free airpods to the people who pay for our subscription (which is £5.00 a month). You will want to visit us again.

Everything here is made out of the finest materials; the guitars have the best strings, oh and one more thing, the drums have a great beat to them when you bang the drum sticks on them.

“It’s crazy, I just heard that their new drum set was sold in less than half an hour!” by Adam Cheesy at 10:15 this morning. Come to our shop and see: an electric guitar; keyboard for £89.95 and a drum set.

At our shop you can B.O.G.O.F (Buy one get one free) also you can get 30% off of guitars. Oh, also we do have an app instead of going to our website or to our shop. It’s called Mad Music.

We have a music machine; a delicate DJ; a fancy flute and even a quiet lute.

We have stuff you can try out like: 

.Drums

.Guitars

.Flute

.A radio

In our shop we have a cafe you can go to, if you’re hungry or thirsty, and just to let you all know our opening times are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday, also every Friday night and Sunday morning we get celebrities come perform.

Come and visit Mad Music today and try out one of your instruments at our stage. Have a great day!

Outside, a gust of wind blew past Alaysa and managed to blow all the leaves off the trees. Inside, Alaysa paced around the old building desperately searching for somewhere to hide. Massive cracks in the walls; broken crates with weapons inside them and a TV playing creepy sounds. To her shock, she found out that she couldn’t get out. She was stuck!

Behind her, the mysterious man stood by the brightest light in the doorway, a gun (which was full of bullets) in his hand. Alayasa froze in fear…

…but at that very moment, something hissed, louder than a pig squealing. Out of the pitch black, not one but two fiery orange eyes appeared; a flash of brown and sharp white teeth. What looked like a giraffe, slithered past Alaysa and stood between her and the man.

It was long. Long and brown. Alaysa began to realise she was in a room with a python. It threw back its shedded skin and hissed. At that moment, the man made a run for it. Alaysa stood unsteady, paralised by fear.

The python turned and laid down in front of Alaysa resting its head on the ground. Alaysa could see that it had been shot. A gash of red ran across her side. She had never been so close to such a terrifying creature before. She could smell an earthy, musty scent and watched as it shedded the rest of her skin.

They stared intently at each other and Alaysa felt that she was sizing it up, seeing deeper and deeper into its soul. But, her fear began to fade and she held out her hand. It leaned its head forward and showed her teeth. Then it licked her skin with its rough, pink tongue. Its eyes sizzled as if heated by fire. She could see kindness but also a well of sadness.

It was then that she spoke. A low, gravelly voice that seemed to spring from the ground itself. It was a voice of rock mixed with wind and mud. “I need your help now,” it slowly begged. “We must find the gateway.”

Alaysa stared back, her head nodding as if she understood. She knew at that moment that she would do anything to protect this poor, beautiful creature. Anything. “They will be back,” said the python, “So I must hide.” 

Twenty minutes later, Alaysa and the python had slunk through the streets, down to the pond near the country park. No one ever dared to venture there. Rumour had it that people throw other people in there but that last summer Alaysa had made an entry. She often sat beside the water watching otters flash across the waters edge. The python curled up in a plant and slept. Alaysa kept watch.

Cat, cat,

can you see well with your

wide dark eyes at night?

Cat, cat,

How can you scare everyone

away with your sharp, snappy teeth?

Cat, cat,

Did you ever like your

cloudy grey stripes sitting on

your fur?

Cat, cat,

do you ever scrape people 

with your crabby claws?

Cat, cat,

why do you meow when you

beg for food?

Cat, cat,

how do you purr so beautifully

when you’re being stroked?

I’m a fast-zoomer,

I walk handsomely when I go through the woods,

I bark as loud as an assembly clapping.

My eyes are like glow in the dark green,

I have a butter like overcoat,

My ears feel like they point up to the sky.

I’m a meat-eater,

I hunt for treats once I’ve gone outside.

I wave goodbye, while seeing my owner leave,

I snuggle up on the soft, fabric sofa,

I curl up like a hedgehog.

I can hear as well as an owl,

I dance when I smell the dinner getting ready to be eaten.

Visit The Mythical Most Magical Emporium:

Will you ever be really tired or bored that you could cry yourself to sleep? Is your life in need of something different? If so, then why not visit ‘The Mysterious Emporium’ and be amazed by the encounter of a lifetime… and, magnificently, this is all completely FREE. Make sure to bring your imagination and be ready to experience your wonderful dreams you’ve been dreaming  of at night.

Awaiting you!!! We offer:

• Pots and cutlery from china
• Hotel with rooms full of curiosity
• Including a life changing wonder

It will seem different!!

For a full day, ‘spend a king’s ransom’ and ‘shop til you drop’! Don’t be the only person to miss out on an amazing adventure for a lifetime change. Visit right now and treat yourself to plenty of things we have here. We can provide an experience of:

• any wonders that you can imagine
• many objects and creatures yet to be discovered
• as many worlds as there are you can create

You won’t regret our tailor-made with many donuts and hotdogs waiting to be eaten and another tailor shop with Books from Pie Corbett.

“An amazing trip!” said Mrs H Ganger. 

1. Plenty of prizes for early birds!
2. Kids can have freedom!
3. A lifetime guarantee of curiosity or maybe your money back.

We are always open on weekends and weekdays from 8:00AM – and we close at 9:00PM.

You will find us off the A11 on Chicken Lane, Lizerton, YF8 9PD

Visit our website for more information and details or email our office team on imagine@emporium.gmail.co.uk  We are waiting to see you or for your call.

The red squirrel is an excellent tree-climber,

Its eyes are like a dark hole in the solar system.

It’s tail is as fluffy as a teddy bear,

Cleaning its rose red fur.

They wear dark red overcoats,

They play hide-and-seek with the grey squirrels at night.

Some squirrels are very careful and curious,

They are nut-destroyers.

Dear Diary, 

Today I met a mysterious, majestic, flying creature with beady eyes and venomous claws. Suddenly, my stomach had butterflies and I was nervous to even step forward. I tried to search it up on my Ipad but all I got was “This creature is a rare dragon.” which really didn’t help. Well, I thought dragons were mythical in all but I guess not because right here now I have witnessed one of them. 

The dragon’s habitat is in the treetops from what I heard and its prey is a beautiful, iridescent, glamorous dragon that is as fluffy as the clouds calmly moving in the sky.

All of a sudden, it noticed me taking screenshots (with my pro camera that I got for my birthday) and jumped out at me. I was even more terrified.

Talking to myself “What should I do if I don’t have a solution?”  My friend Ajax came. 

“You better think of something fast.” said Ajax sarcastically, smirking.

“Ajax!! I can’t believe it, when did you get here?” I questioned.

“Oh sorry, did I scare you.” said Ajax.

“No, no you didn….” I said halfway through my sentence.

“RUN!!!” shouted Ajax running as fast as he could to get away.

As Ajax was all the way in front I just decided to text my friends until I noticed why he was running. 

“Ajax, why did you leave me?” I said, trying to get closer to him.

He didn’t answer me. I was curious, he was kind of suspicious.

“Uhm…you okay?” I said nervously biting my nails.

“Yeah, I’m fine I just don’t know where to go, we’re at a dead end.” said Ajax.

“JUMP!!” I said swimming across the water.

As soon as Ajax looked back he jumped in and followed me. And we never saw that dragon again. Have you ever seen one of these?

Yours Sincerely, Unknown…