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The days of the week in brandon

On Monday,I saw a hedgehog waving his prickly pins like a group of knives.

On Tuesday,I hear the loud footballers calling for the ice block ball to hit it in the gapped goal.

 

On Wednesday, I tasted the juicy fish with a side of soft chips.

 

On Thursday,I found a piece of sharp flint lying on the cushion forest floor.

 

On Friday I ran the two mile long park run ,it was never-ending;I felt like I was going to pass out in front of everyone!

 

On Saturday,I felt  the Muntjac deer as it was calling out the spiritual authorities trying to open up the universe

 

On Sunday,I dreamt of finding an old mine pit inside the depths of the county park holes.

Guitar pome

Your are a person.

He likes to play

guitar who plays it on Friday and love it.

He play in the park people to listen.

They clap and shout, for him to play more

 

 

Padkin one-ear

Chapter 1-The escape

As the Gorm attacked the Steamwater Warren, Padkin,Palfco and Proot were watching their father about to be crushed. Suddenly, someone grabbed them and dragged them by their dewlap,it was their Aunt Owl .”Why did you bring us here my father is out there!?”angrily questioned Padkin.The children took a glimpse of the chaos outside and decided they were going to stay put for the time being,while Aunt Owl was searching for something the kids were wondering what they were going to do if they ever got out.A few moments later,Aunt Owl gave something, wrapped in tattered cloth, to Padkin.

 

Once she handed it over she mumbled so the Gorm wouldn’t hear ”move that cupboard over there.”There was a long wavy tunnel ahead of them.They looked at their Aunt Owl and said “I’m not going in there I want to stay.”  ”You’re going in there whether you like it or not.”

 

The ancient,enclosed tunnel that was made of complete soil was at least two thousand yards long.With no lighting they found themselves lost.They walked for what felt like forever well not Proot he was carried in Palfco’s tunic.Padkins stomach started to rumble.

 

After some time Palfco spotted a piece of parchment paper that she picked up;it was a map. Palfco started following the map as she was the only one that could actually read it.Eventually,they had about half a mile until they were out of the tiny tunnel.When they decided to sleep for a bit,as they lead down they heard loud aggressive footsteps booming across the rock hard soil.

 

Chapter 2- Enderwater

The footsteps grew louder and louder .Palfco and Proot were paralysed in fear and shock.”Sister I think we need to move and quickly” mumbled Padkin trying not to get the Gorm’s attention. 

 

After a minute or two, they finally ran out of the tunnel;happy for their lives!Padkin opened the now warm cloth after sitting in Padkins pocket for a while(it was an axe).There was a letter ,it read:Hi darlings it is I, your mother if you are reading this right now that means you’ve escaped the Gorm attack look on the other side -it was a map-It lead them to Enderwater warren.

 

After, Palfco put the map back in Padkins pocket.The children set off on the journey to the safest warren ever or so they thought.Along the way they spotted many animals such as;deer,crows,worms and even squirrels. Palfco was certain that they were 30 minutes away from the warren.Some time later,the children all arrived at the Enderwater warren door.Padkin went to knock on the door but as soon as he was going to knock on it. It swung open…

“Who are you” shouted the guard in a deep voice.Chief lopkins children sir mumbled Pad. Come on in, the guard exclaimed.The three tots were sent to a room and they were given roasted parsnips.”Neeps neeps” whimpered the starving Proot. After they all ate the parsnips, Pakin felt dizzy and suddenly fell on the floor…

 

Chapter 3-Are they safe

Palfco finally woke up the unconscious Padkin.”where am I?”Questioned Pad tiredly.”Enderwater…”then suddenly he remembered everything.The tots looked out the window and saw the familiar seven foot tall Gorm guards speaking to the deep voiced guard they met when they first entered the warren.

 

Padkin knew all of the exits so he led them to the most secret exit there is in the entire rabbit world.After a few minutes,They arrived at the glorious but wooden door to leave(they actually spent hours finding it and Pad had no idea where he was going).

 

Pad fell over when he was leaving he tried to get up until he realised his ear was trapped!Within a moment, he was screaming and shouting because the pain felt like a cobra’s bite. Palfco said ”I’m sorry but close your eyes.”Then she chopped his ear off!”Ahh” pad screamed at the top of his lungs without realising he would get the Gorm’s attention.

 

Soon after, Palfco remembered you could heal wounds slowly with cobwebs.She carried Pad slowly to the nearest tree to them.He was trying to communicate but he couldn’t bring himself to speak. Until he lifted his head and pointed at something…

 

Chapter 4-Home sweet home

“What are we doing here? My skin is boiling and my eyes are hurting really bad,”said Padkin, who was the only one actually awake,.”Why is there fire and molten rock everywhere in sight!”Screamed the now awoken Palfco as Proot started crying.There were burning steel bars surrounding them melting their furry skin.

He was there the Gorm leader(Murderhound known for killing the most rabbits and destroying most warrens ever)Suddenly, he scooped them up by their dewlaps with his humongous hands and fingers.He brought his hand up and punched them in the face and one by one they fell unconscious. 

 

Padkin remembers his axe and slices through the metal bars feeling like his strong father.He was to busy looking proud and strong to notice a hellhound was growling at Proot.Just as it was about to eat Proot alive Pad jumped in the way and chopped the hellhounds ear off saving Proot and possibly even Palfco.

 

Padkin stands tall and proud until a weird screeching noise filled the what looked like hell(underworld).The sound was like a nuke exploding at their very big ears.It sounded like a cargo plane at the max speed.The noise grew louder and louder by the second.After some time had passed, the noise was hurting their ears… 

 

A helicopter came into their sight and after a few seconds the helicopter was nearly at their feet,Padkin saw who was in the helicopter and started to cry of joy. Pasco and Proot were pestering Pad asking who it was. Pad finally brought himself together and revealed it was Mum and dad.It was excellent they flew back to their now safe home (Steamwater Warren)

How to look after a baby Kraken

How to look after a baby Kraken.

Been given a Kraken? Need to know how to raise and fulfil its every need? Then look no further! For £49.99, we are going to send you an instruction manual to cater for its every need! But wait, there’s more!

Call in the next 10 minutes and receive a free cruise ship toy for it to play fetch with! For free!

Requirements:

  • A man-made island in the middle of a trade route
  • An evil lair
  • A self brought storm cloud that causes turmoil and chaos
  • A screwdriver

Instructions:

First of all, train your Kraken to come to you at the sight of a screwdriver (in case of house repairs).

Next, gently pet it with the screwdriver so it doesn’t harm you, just ships.

Once trained, release into the wild and wait 10 hours in a hope to catch it on National Geographic.

Remember, a Kraken isn’t just for Christmas…

How to look after a galaxy unicorn.

Do you need to look after  galaxy unicorn?Are you perplexed on what your going to do?Fear not.These instructions will get you through everything you need to know.

What you need:Glittering water from the fountain,food to eat,chew toys,a bed with a fluffy green blanket and lots of kindness.

First, make sure your unicorn has glittery water to drink.So that, it does not get dehydrated.

Then,make sure it has an enclosed area .Since, it needs somewhere to stay overnight.

Next, make sure your  unicorn has a nice,fluffy blanket to keep warm.As, it needs to be warm during. winter

Also, make sure it has chew toys to play with.This will result in your unicorn having more fun.

After that, make sure that it has a bed to sleep.Otherwise it will be determined to run away.

Later on,make the time to play with your animal and bond together.So that, it doesn’t pine away.

Finally sing to your unicorn and dance with it.So that,it will still visit you and wants to always spend time with you whenever it can.

Sadly,when the unicorn grows up their mother will come to take it away from you .But if you treated it you right it will come back one day to spend time with you bonding.

 

How to look after a dragon.

First create a bad small home because it has no wings

Next give it weetabix  for breakfast because love it !!!!!!!!.                                     .

Also make a style for its mane because it will go rough like rough rough.

The unknown unicorn

Diamond is an air unicorn that is mainly found camouflaging into leaves and bushes through the unknown ********* ability to camouflage is better than chameleons. It was first discovered in 44 BC by Jack.Unicorn Biologists are trying to find out more about these majestical creatures. 

  

Diamond spends most of her time in Elysium chilling out with the gods.However,she does like to fly to candy land now and again to see most of her own kind(Family).She also has been to many other places in Elysium like honey river,marshmello island,the pyramid of glass and finally the candy floss building.

 

Diamond is a type of a baby blue unicorn you can kind of guess by the name. It has evolved to be the colour it is so it can camouflage into the sky.However when it is night she normally flies sky-high so she does not get spotted.Diamond has the wingspan of the giant owl at Banham Zoo.Her long bushy tail is to stun enemies such as humans and lions(her tail is multicoloured so it draws prey towards Diamond’s tail).Her long bushy mane is mainly just to keep her warm throughout the winter, the mane is also multicoloured like the tail is. 

 

These hidden creatures mostly feed off of grass.  its favourite is raspberries or blueberries but there’s a side effect to eating a rotten berry if they eat a rotten berry than they will pass out quickly and they will wake up and realise they are a normal horse but luckily it’s only temporarily it normally lasts up to 2 maybe 3 hours but if you eat too many it could be weeks!These creatures also eat flowers and if they are really hungry plants fill them up quickly their favourite plant to eat is either fern or stinging nettles.their least favourite food it holly leaves as the are really sharp and cuts their mouth.

 

The Diamond species aren’t in any way aggressive or evil at all; they tend to just hide from humans not attack the humans.The only thing they will do to a human is that they will knock you out with their tail if the human sees the unicorn because when you get knocked out it wipes the memory of seeing the unicorn.Diamonds are kind they do like to protect the young from predators;they will not if they are hungry.

They do stay in Elysium for some of their life but when they grow to be  a ****************) they move to candy land with the rest of the species and a few other species of unicorn.These wonderful creatures aren’t shy they only hide from humans as they like hunting them as a sport.

 

Many people think that this species is extinct but this is yet to be proved so they could still be alive to this day.Some people think they are still alive as there has been rumours about when galloping tree to tree.Maybe it could be the first time of a sighting since 44 BC.If you do see one do not tell anyone as people will hunt it and we don’t want that because when humans calm down these majestical horned horses to be extinct in the next generation.

Cristiano Jr

Unicorn spotted last Saturday,Cristiano Jr,who is 7 years old,saw a unicorn at Brandon leisure centre

Jr,who lives in Portugal,was training with Ronaldo when he saw the flying unicorn munching on the goal  netting.He told the eye witness(Jack) that every time Jr got near it would vanish.

The unicorn had a luscious long pink horn . It has also eaten all the stinging nettles in the area.Jr added that ”the winged horse was more scared than I was ”

Brandon local policemen have strictly forbidden anyone to go there until the unicorn is gone .Local unicornoligist ,Doctor Fanta , told us this type of species like to attack children and sometimes adults.This unicorn has a beautiful baby blue coat and a stunning multicoloured tail and mane.

Grass flower

Grass flower blossom like grass forming on a feld , stretching  out green vines like a vane

covering on a antec sculpcher , green roots like string raping in soft soil that crumbuls like

a biskit ,leaves as fine like tearing through paper.

sicik tree stands like a lamppost in a town seater , roots like crupuld paper smashed into soil.

breaking news!!!

breaking news!!!                                                                                                                                                                     This is the midnight news a stormunicorn fliing and zaping a home so sumwun called a firer fiter and firer engen put the firerout.