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The Buzz Lightning

The frying hot sun was shimmering and barrelled over their very heads. May looked over to Jackie and she was still fast asleep. All she could think about was what this day would bring to them. Their ship was quite spectacular and had black and yellow stripes surrounding everything. It had an upper deck which would be used for steering the ship and the lower deck was for storage and cooking.

 

Minutes later, Jackie woke up and immediately ran downstairs for her morning cereal. Out of the blue, May rushed in and yelled “There is something clinging onto the side of the ship!”

They both ploughed up the trembling stairs to the upper deck. Suddenly, the thing, or whatever it was, catapulted itself and scattered behind a barrel filled to the brim with treasure from May’s past adventures. It was vibrant blue with black ebony spots rampaging up its paws.

 

Suddenly disaster struck! Dull grey clouds were caving over them like water filling up in a glass. May and Jackie were quickly preparing for a crash. Without worrying about the monkey, May and Jackie were petrified. They had never ever experienced anything like this before. BAM! They were dropping at the speed of lightning. Moments later, they had fallen onto land. They hadn’t even realised that they had flown over it. Slowly they stepped out but what they saw next will change everything…

Part 2

Just behind a rotted black tree stump, sitting there like a lonely fish in a pool of sharks, was the blue monkey lying there in utter shame in thought he made the ship crash. “Let’s call him George,” Jackie stuttered.

“No, let’s not name him we cannot get attached,” May replied, bruises scattered around her body from the crash.

Just then they realised they weren’t where they wanted to be. They had found themselves into the deep depth of a swampy green, bewitched forest filled up with treacherous and infuriating beasts ready to rip up anything with a heartbeat.

 

They started to realise that they had no way of getting back out of this place, so they had to work with what they had. They had a deep forest and George, the vivid blue monkey. They started walking. Every step taking them further and further into the darkness.

 

After what felt like days, they came across an illuminating bellowing gem. It was making the highest pitched sound and wasn’t stopping till they ran backwards a little. ”What was that!” screeched Jackie.

“I don’t quite know but it can’t be good…

Part 3

Being aware of their surroundings, they approached quietly with George not far behind.  Before they could get any closer the screeching began. They pushed through even though the sound was getting louder and louder until it was too hard to handle. At least now they know that the animals won’t stand a chance against it. Somehow they need to either to make it all come to a halt or get all the horrendous animals of the island. One of the problems was well that they didn’t have a sky ship. So they slowly started building a new ship. They tried to make it even better than their last one. After a while night fell and then again and again and again.

 

Part 4

Finally, after days on end, Jackie and May had finished building their much improved sky ship and were really proud of themselves. The plan was that they would pull a lever that would bring down a massive metal cage trapping all the animals inside it. How would they lure all of the monstrous animals underneath the cage? They were scared but it was a good plan so they both knew that if they did it right, it would all work out for them.

 

“May, go get the beef” shouted Jackie. May ran over to lower deck and quickly grabbed the meat. Jackie was standing near the lever, ready for the big moment. When May was hurtling herself up the stairs she tripped and hurt her leg so badly that she could barely walk.

Jackie took a deep breath and in an instant picked May up and laid her down next to the lever.

 

This was it, the finale.

 

Jackie got into place wondering whether she could do this or not.  3! 2! 1! GO! May clenched the lever getting ready to pull. Jackie held out the meat and immediately all of the animals powered through the forest knocking down anything in their path. They were heading straight for Jackie. Everything was going to plan. May was nearly crying in pain. George was watching, looking like he wanted to help. May had pulled the lever and the animals were trapped! “Yes Jackie!” screeched May.

It had worked!

 

“I’m so proud of you Jackie” said May.

They loaded up the animals onto their ship and headed off into the sunset waiting for their next adventure.

 

THUD! THUD! THUD! Something was banging on the bottom of the ship. What was it? Was this their new adventure? Who knows…

The Buzz Lighning

The frying hot sun was shimmering and barreled over their very heads. May looked over to Jackie and she was still fast asleep. All she could think about was what this day would bring to them. Their ship was quite spectacular and had black and yellow stripes surrounding everything. It had an upper deck which would be used for steering the ship and the lower deck was for storage and cooking.

 

Minutes later, surprised, Jackie woke up and immediately ran downstairs for her morning cereal. Out of the blue, May rushed in and yelled “There is something clinging onto the side of the ship!” They both ploughed up the trembling stairs to the upper deck. Suddenly, the thing, or whatever it was, catapulted itself and scattered behind a barrel filled to the brim with treasure from May’s past adventures. It was vibrant blue with black ebony spots rampaging up his paws.

 

Suddenly disaster struck! Dull grey clouds were caving over them like water filling up in a glass. May and Jackie were quickly preparing for a crash. Without worrying about the monkey, May and Jackie were petrified. They had never ever experienced anything like this before. BAM! They were dropping like the speed of lightning. Moments later, they had fallen onto land. They hadn’t even realized that they had flown over it. Slowly they stepped out but what they saw next will change everything…

Amethyst wonder

I would bring these seven things:




One heart-warming, crystal clear teardrop that can be used as never ending  fuel to last a tragic lifetime.




Two marvellous magnificent maps so when I stride through enchanted forests I can at least know where I am going.




Three bewitched horseshoes to give me luck through my horrendous battles.




Four cannon balls to fire at envious enemies to protect me amongst danger 
only in emergencies.




Five fluorescent buckets filled to the brim with scrumptious sherbet lemons that I can feast upon whenever I have the desire.




Six scruffy sloths all that they want is to cuddle with me all night long
and to be used as my own personal hot water bottle.



Seven mini elf’s relieving my stress of working on this sky ship twenty four hours a day with me ending up as lonely as an astronaut in space.




And finally I am here because I wanted to get away from home so I am 
cruising on this sky ship called the amethyst wonder and seeing where the 
wind takes me.

My Favourite Dragon

Wings drumming while arrogant

red tail swishing and swashing.


Spikes rampaging across his slithery

curved spine.

 

Scaly skin like a map waiting to,

be conquered.


Tongue lacing out of wrinkled mouth

waiting to lick up the remnants

of his prey.


Dark ebony eyes glinting fearfully

like diamonds in the night sky.


Mouth curved as if holding a sneaky smirk

with dagger like teeth incaved inside.


Skin looks like a juicy green cactus

that could easily ***** me.


Eyes dazed cross-eyed as usual

obviously eager to find food to munch on.


Tremendous on the outside,

But ever loving on the inside and is forever my best friend.

 

You are

You are the click clonk 
of horse shoes tapping the 
mucky ground.

You are pretty pink ballet 
shoes swaying on the dark,
dooming dance floor.

You are a grey wolf 
howling in to warn others 
for destruction.

You are the impossibility
of life on Mars.

You are the memory of
my long lost guinea pigs.

You are the joy of 
the day I met my amazing
friends.

You are a treacherous terrible 
villain waiting to destroy the
wobbly wondrous world. 

You are a lonely tree 
without a stump.

You are the memory of
my great friends back in London.

You are a bone crushing shark
preparing to strike bare dust.

You are the sound of raindrops
crashing onto the dew covered gorgeous grass.

You are the ending of this very poem 
itself.