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Podkin One-Ear

Chapter 1

 

Here is the unfortunate story of Bob, Barry, Barbra and Chris.

 

You see, this started all the way back  in 1999. The group (all family) were flying back to the UK from their  visit to America. When they were flying over Nothingland the plane lost all connection with the engines and sadly crashed into the depths of the land below. Bob said to the rest, ” Is everyone ok? Ow” “Yeah.” said everyone else in the group. Then Chris spoke,” So we are now trapped here with probably  an escape route. Maybe somewhere up north. so let’s work out where in the world we are.” whispered Chris as he spat out the words. They made their way through the woods looking for anything useful and then a couple of hours later Barbra found something that will change their life for ever. “Look what I found guys! It’s an old map!” shouted Barbra. Chris looked at it then replied, ” Yes indeed that is a map.”

 

As they followed the map they came across a forest. They looked at the map and realized they came across Weeping Woods. Bob’s legs gave in and he fell to the ground and wept. Then Chris started to cry and said, ” I know why we are crying its because we are in Weeping Woods and its very dangerous for us.” Then he fell to the ground and had a panic attack. The rest followed apart from Bob. He did not know what was about to happen…

How to look after your chinch-unicorn. Theodore Year 6

Is your Chinch bothering you or do you forget how to look after it? Maybe it is having problems? Read this page on its daily schedule. If your Chinch is still acting strange, call a specialist at 98765434567890 today.
First, enter its -2℃ bedroom and rapidly and gently tap on the head until it wakes up.
Next, gently carry it to your kitchen with both arms, one supporting the head, the other supporting the end of its spine.
Then, feed it one slice of BROWN bread and 0.004 L of water.
Also, brush its fangs at 8:30 AM and dip it in its flowerpot for a bath.
After that, take it on its daily 0.0002-mile walk around the garden.
Then, spend the afternoon playing with it.
Later on, feed it its dinner ( it does not have lunch as its stomach is small) which should be 2 grams of tomato at 5 PM.
Finally, put it to sleep at 6 PM then enjoy the rest of your evening.

Unicorn acquired Theodore

Yesterday, Eric Dumbford, 17 years old, saw a unicorn limping along the breakdown lane on the A38.
Eric, who is in jail for shoplifting, was doing community service when he saw this beast of a creature. He exclaimed to the interviewer ” I was thrown off my feet in surprise when I saw this unicorn-looking horse. It looked like it was hurt so I told the prison guard about it and then his face when he saw it was emotionless which he is trained to be. He radioed the command centre and then we were sent back to prison on the bus while they sorted the situation.
When ‘ The Prison Radio Broadcast’ interviewed Eric for a second time, he told us that he was amazed and breath -taken to this day. he added, “Unicorns are gigantic.”
Highway England says that the A38 will be closed for a couple of hours from junction 4-7 and Waze, google maps, apple maps etc. will be notified and will take you on a diversion. An investigation is still active and will have more information next week.

 

 

 

The Military Unicorn

The Military Unicorn was an alien creature found on Mars by a Rover called The One.
In appearance, it had a green-like colour. Elon Musk, the founder of SpaceX, handed it to the USA government. Since the USA is addicted to world power and oil, they turned this into an oil war machine.

Firstly, they put a United States 2002 Bailey machine gun attachable to its horn, strapping assault rifles to its legs and can drop grenades out of its nose, and then they put titanium around its body.
Obviously, for legal reasons, it is extremely lightweight and all the gear can be attachable and detachable within 2-3 minutes. Furthermore, the equipment runs on oil.

 

The unicorn is now called the Uni-Power. It lives in a massive box about 123 m in width and 244 m in length and has a decorated background of the landscape of Mars. The Government has told their own company NASA. Now NASA and SpaceX are working together and are researching this mythical creature and its habitat to make it feel at home. Every year, it is sent back to Mars with a tracking device on it for 10 weeks to say hello to friends.

 

As I sadly forgot to mention, when Uni-Power was in Area 51, they took a look at its appearance.
It had green eyes, a black nose, a mane that looked like spaghetti, long brown limbs, its torso was a range of dark colours and its horn was surprisingly PINK!

Unfortunately, on Tuesday, 26th of December 2000, it was on its way back to Mars, since there was no use for it anymore, as soon as the spaceship landed it blew up. Since there is no gravity, the explosion was not as bad as if it had happened on earth. The scientists don’t know if it is alive or dead.