Today we have history with guess who, Mr Linger. He clearly hasn’t bothered cleaning his beard, I can see noodles ad cake in there. “Good morning class, today we are doing history.” he wheezes out. We chorus out “Good morning Mr Linger.” He pulls out a picture of what seems to be a self-portrait. “This is a viking, we are learning about them for the term.” OH. Now i can’t not imagine him without a shield and helmet! He puts a picture on the board and looks back at us. “This is Kyle, he was my great great great great grandson.” I can see him shedding tears down his beard, and a noodle slides out. He runs out, crying. Now I know why he hates history! Greg signing out once more.