I have never been on the moon

But I have seen it in the sky

I have never laughed at my Dad’s jokes

But I have been the only person laughing at mine

I have never won a medal for a race

But I have won a punishment from my Mum for not doing the dishes

I have never gone on an adventure 

But I have explored the deep depths of the laundry

I have never been trapped by an evil mastermind

But I have trapped myself inside our garage

I have never been afraid of spiders

But I have been afraid of broccoli