I would take..

A giant, magical taser with sharp, pointy outlines

to kill the horrid messy goblins.

Sharp, silver sword that can protect me from

the disgusting goblins.

Four dangerous frogs that have been trained to kill ,

to guard me from intruders.

A banana which is secretly a gun

to shoot rude sky creatures.

Mystical rainbow purse that has a potion to make it look like a normal purse,

full with potions, magical wands and a cauldron to eat splendid stew.

Smelly socks to make people

pass out.