Wanted – Urgently – `A Dragon Tamer`

Do you have what it takes to tame dragons? Can you tame even the most fierce of the beasts? Are you the greatest in all the land? Do you want to be richer than Ronnie O’Sullivan and more famous than Boris? Well this job was made for you!

If you feel this job is for you, then we expect you to:

• go to the rocky coast Northern of Maya;
• find the ferocious Ice Dragon;
• tame it;
• or capture it.

Your Reward will be:

• an old, shabby donkey that even comes with a free cart;
• a lunch with Lewis Hamilton;
• some lemon juice of the heaven’s that makes you live forever;
• also the all-time bonus of having a trip to Maya.

You will be guaranteed a small army of pixies to protect you and a mighty steed.

If you think you are up for the job, then: contact us by writing a letter with `Dragon Tamer` on the front of the envelope and leave it at the top of Finnious hill.

By Woody