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Wanted a Dragon hunter

Wanted! A Dragon Hunter!

 

 

Are you currently seeking a new job? Do you have the expertise to hunt and catch these vile worms? Do you want all your friends to be jealous beyond belief?

 

We are seeking a gallant dragon hunter to get rid of these terrifying beasts so that your town will be safe for all eternity! First, imagine having a whole chapter written about you in the Dragon Encyclopedia!! Furthermore, we will be offering a guarantee of protection of an army of African honey bees! Our unimaginable offer includes a big temple built in you name and a never-ending supply of custard creams from The Kings Palace*. Additionally, we will provide you with 10 percent of the locals’ collection of gold! If successful you will be crowned Dragon Hunter of the Week, and you will have your picture in every magazine!!!

 

Don’t miss this one in a lifetime job! To apply please drop off a message at Dare Devil Ville on Harper Road. Apply now and live your greatest job!!

 

 

*The King’s Palace corner shop is open Mondays to Wednesdays 8.00am- 17.00pm!

 

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