WANTED – Dragon Capturer

We are seeking someone who can capture the rarest of all dragons; the steal dragon. Do you have experience in capturing wild beasts? Have you encountered a dragon before and regret not taking it down? Do you know how to track a dragon?

For this part-time job, you will need:

• to be over the age of 15 years and 9 months;
• to capture the steal dragon;
• and bring it to us.

If you succeed, you will receive 2 of every breed of dragon in existence (except the steal dragon). Additionally, you will be one of the few people that own a spaceship the size of the moon. Also you get to watch (and be given) five 30cm long bars of 27 carat gold being blessed by the rarest, finest upside-down rainbow.

To complete your mission , you will temporarily get:

• A full set of netherite armour with protection 999;
• a net shooter;
• a parylism net with engines to keep it in the air and has AI built into it.

For more information about where to apply, head to www.captureastealdragon.com or call 09942857613.