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Wanted-Immediately-‘A dragon hunter’

Are you currently seeking employment?Are you able to slay a mythical,blood thirsty beast?Do you have the experience and power to kill a dragon?Do you want to be richer then the kings and queens all around the world? If so, please look no further

We are seeking the best dragon hunter out there to kill the beast that terrorised our village for as long as we remember : many houses have been burned down because of its boiling,firery breath.

If you feel like this is the job for you,you will be expected to:

  •  travel to the dragons home;
  • find the horrid beast;
  • kill the dragon;
  • or scare it so much it never comes back.

Additionally,you will need a bow and loads of arrows or a sword.You might even wear armour. We expect you to be prepared because this is an opportunity of a life time!

If successful,we will give you loads of rewards. Our offer includes getting into record books,free week at the spa or even a ring that cost a million golden coins!We can also guarantee you free drinks at the bar,a goose what lays the purest eggs of gold (worth loads of money) or loads of coins! Additionally,we can give you the fastest horse in the village,a trip to the well of eternity (one sip of the magical water and you’ll live forever!) and even a coat made out of the feathers of a phoenix.Also,you can have a massive castle with trusted dwarfs and goblins for slaves.You can even get a personal chef.

If you are still interested in helping us and the village,please contact Jack Stool (number is ###-####) or come to the main area of the village on Saturday at 10:00 AM .If you aren’t able to come on Saturday,then you are loosing the opportunity. People have to be 16 or older for having more strength. Even though 7 year olds have a strong bite they should not come because the dragon will burn them to crisp.

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