Do you have the rare ability to speak the ancient language of the dragons? Are you looking for a job? Can you relax the most threatening of marauding beasts? Does the idea of being face-to-face with a dragon not scare you? Do you want to be rich beyond belief? If so, look no further.

We are searching for the most talented dragon tamer in the land to rescue us from these monsters.If you think that this job is for you, you will be expected to:

• have a sleeping bag;
• own a horse or donkey;
• have enough food and water for a month;
• calm beasts;
• swim through the deepest oceans;
• fly through the clouds;
• be at least seventeen;
• fight monsters.

We will provide you with anything else you require, including: unlimited, enchanted weapons; unbreaking armour that will reflect anything that hits you; never ending healing potions; immediate healing bandages  and a first aid  kit that never runs out of supplies.We will also provide you with five dwarfs to help you on your journey.

If you succeed, we will give you free breakfast everyday for the rest of your life.Additionally, we will build you an indestructable castle. Furthermore, we will name a country of island after you. We will also give you five free donkeys; a holiday to celebrate your achievements, where even ornery people will celebrate you and you will be crowned king or queen of the dragons. You will get three sacks of gold every year for the rest of your life.

If you are interested in this job, please leave a letter at the bottom of mount silver on the heart-shaped rock.