Victorious dragon tamer needed desperately at our valley. We will need a great and noble swordsman who knows exactly what to do in every situation. This is no fake news we need  a fighter and a dragon tamer or this may be the end for us. If you think that you can take this challenge on head to head, we need to ask you if you can: fight for your life with a sword, heal those who are wounded and tame the most feral and demonic dragons. If you can, please save us.

For fulfilling this task you will receive…

. a mountain of gold

.  an astrolabe that can see into the future

. an eternal and infinite meal  which will always be at your fingertips

Please be aware that this dragon can: breathe fire, spit acid, live in fire/lava, can fly and swim-in lava, can change its colour at will, and has a temperature forcefield. However we can offer the best medical care in the world.

Please call…997437 8370, to rid us of this thundering magma dragon.