have never ridden a baby car
But I have parked my mum’s blue BMW at camp.
I have never seen a huge tornado
But I have seen a tornado in a film the Day After Tomorrow.
I have never broken a bone
But I have hurt myself.
I have never drunk a lion energy drink
but I have had a nice lemonade as it fizzies on my lips
I have never eaten cold ice-cream in a big bottle
but I have eaten ice-cream as it melts in my bowl
I have never said hi to Boris Johnson
but I have seen Boris Johnson on my 52inch tv as he talks about covid
I have never worn a pink tutu
but I have worn purple makeup on my face as everyone laughs at me