have never ridden a baby car 

But I have  parked my mum’s blue BMW at camp.

I have never seen a huge tornado 

But I have seen a tornado in a film the Day After Tomorrow.

I have never broken a bone 

But I have hurt myself.

I have never drunk a lion energy drink 

but I have had a nice lemonade as it fizzies on my lips

I have never eaten cold ice-cream in a big bottle

but I have eaten ice-cream as it melts in my bowl

I have never said hi to Boris Johnson

but I have seen Boris Johnson on my 52inch tv as he talks about covid

I have never worn a pink tutu 

but I have worn purple makeup on my face as everyone laughs at me