I have never, befriended dory from Finding Nemo
but I have gazed at the clownfish at Pets at Home.
I have never, met a starfish called Tim
but I have held an orange starfish at Weymouth Sea Life.
I have never, crept up on Mickey Mouse at Disneyland
but I have scared the living daylights out of Alfie at night.
I have never, hugged the grumpy, stormy cloud high in the sky
but I have hugged the teddy cloud called Jeff.
I have never, eaten the moon with a group of aliens
but I have eaten a block of cheese from Lidl’s.
I have never, done a backflip dressed as a crow
but I have dressed as a fairy on my trampoline and bounced.
I have never, been trapped in a popcorn maker
but I have got my finger stuck in a vending machine at Goldenstones.
I have never, set my brain on fire with matches
but I have set a bonfire alight on Silverthorne Farm.
I have never, met a penguin drinking lava
but I have seen a seagull eating my chips at Weymouth Beach.