I could never ride a dragon into a gold mine, 

but I have pretended to ride a dragon while playing a game at my house.

I will never live past 1,000,000,000,000 years old,

but I have lived past my 10th birthday.

I have never done a perfect circle without a gadget or device,

but I have drawn a perfect square with a ruler.

I will never underline Jupiter,

but I will underline my date and L.O. at school.

I should never ride a spotty, white chicken over a shiny, 

blue ocean, but I have sat in the back seat of a shiny, blue car.

I’ve never had chicken, steak, lettuce, pizza, tomato, cheese, potato, cereal, peas, carrots, pork, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, spaghetti, and ramen in a burger,

but I have had a patty, bacon burger.