I could never ride a dragon into a gold mine,
but I have pretended to ride a dragon while playing a game at my house.
I will never live past 1,000,000,000,000 years old,
but I have lived past my 10th birthday.
I have never done a perfect circle without a gadget or device,
but I have drawn a perfect square with a ruler.
I will never underline Jupiter,
but I will underline my date and L.O. at school.
I should never ride a spotty, white chicken over a shiny,
blue ocean, but I have sat in the back seat of a shiny, blue car.
I’ve never had chicken, steak, lettuce, pizza, tomato, cheese, potato, cereal, peas, carrots, pork, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, spaghetti, and ramen in a burger,
but I have had a patty, bacon burger.