I have never, beholden a west African spectator summer sunset, but I have seen a sunrise parrot in all its glory.

I have never, climbed mount Rushmore in 3 minutes at night, but I have climbed up the pyramid at Belmont community primary school in under 3 seconds.

I have never, constructed a vast glistening emerald palace with my bare hands, but I have billet many friendships over the years.

I have never, consumed sword fish in Atlantis with Poseidon, but I have inhaled fish and chips like a whale shark to krill.

I have never befriend a adolescent melodeon, but I have made friends with my dog jester.

I have never thrown a ww2 grande, but I have thrown a sloppy slimy smelly ball for my bog

I have never court a metro 100 miles across but I have court a cricket ball thrown by my granddad.

I have never run 7000miles with 100,000 anvils with out breaking a sweat but I have ran 8 laps of the Belmont community primary school field  and sweat like a bog.