I have never got a dog but i have a dog for 5 weeks

I have never break the sound barrier but i have legs that go 9mph

I have never lived in a farm but i have lived in a fragmented mansion in kosovo

I have never had a computer for 9years but i had one for 6 years and 2 months

I have never had a little brother but

 i have a big brother

I have befriended a rat but

 i befriended a hamster

I have never did this thing 19 time but

 i did it 8 times

I have never obliterated a kentistown mcdonalds chicken but

 i have devoured kentstown mcdonalds chips