I Have Never been Stuck On A Desert Island In The Middle Of The Indian Ocean, 

but I have Been Stuck At My Home Town Baking Banana Bread During Lockdown.

I Have Never Ridden On A Flyable Cow Above The River Severn,

But I Have Raced On A Beautiful, White Pony Through A Colourful Garden.

I Haven’t Danced On Stage for Little Mix,

But I Have Dodged Trollies Whilst Shopping At Sainsbury’s 

I Haven’t Ever Forged A Car,

But I Have Made A Paper Car.

I Have Never Ran A Hundred Mile Run

But I Have Raced A Toddler As Slow As A Snail.

I Have Never Sang To My Idoll In A Crowd Full Of People Wembly arena,

But I Have Sung To My Parents while Staring Out Of The Window.