I’ve never… but I’ve….
I’ve never rapped with the one and only Stormzy in front of 3000 people on a stage made of solid gold
though I do listen to him on spotify in my yard on sunny days.
I’ve never ridden the octuple kraken through the seven seas
Though I have surfed on the savage wave in gateshead.
I’ve never met the zeus god of lightning, ferocious as a sharks tooth like a tip of a blade
But I’ve seen yang vertongen the former spurs player.
I’ve never stuffed my face with ramen noodles
But I’ve had japanese food.
I’ve never flew on a pegasus into the skies above the clouds
But I have flown on an airplane into paris on a boiling sunny day
I’ve never fought a giant, scarlet snake in the deepest depths of Tartarus and won
But I have wrestled my little brother Finn on a super sad rainy day.
I wish I had a diamond chain with gold on it
Though I’ve got a sapphire crystal in my bedroom.
I’ve never been able to live underwater
But I’m good at swimming.
I wish I have been able to change into objects
But I can dream about it.
I’ve never owned a pet phoenix
But I’ve seen Dumbledore’s one at the Harry Potter studios.
I’ve never played rocket league in real life though I wish I Have had the opportunity.
But I have played it on my red and blue, fun switch.
I’ve never traveled into different dimensions in a plastic box
But I have thought I have when I went on a rollercoaster.