I’ve never… but I’ve….

I’ve never rapped with the one and only Stormzy in front of 3000 people on a stage made of solid gold

though I do listen to him on spotify in my yard on sunny days.

I’ve never ridden the octuple kraken through the seven seas

Though I have surfed on the savage wave in gateshead.

I’ve never met the zeus god of lightning, ferocious as a sharks tooth like a tip of a blade

But I’ve seen yang vertongen the former spurs player.

I’ve never stuffed my face with ramen noodles

But I’ve had japanese food.

I’ve never flew on a pegasus into the skies above the clouds

But I have flown on an airplane into paris on a boiling sunny day

I’ve never fought a giant, scarlet snake in the deepest depths of Tartarus and won

But I have wrestled my little brother Finn on a super sad rainy day.

I wish I had a diamond chain with gold on it

Though I’ve got a  sapphire crystal in my bedroom.

I’ve never been able to live underwater

But I’m good at swimming. 

I wish I have been able to change into objects

But I can dream about it.

I’ve never owned a pet phoenix

But I’ve seen Dumbledore’s one at the Harry Potter studios.

I’ve never played rocket league in real life though I wish I Have had the opportunity.

But I have played it on my  red and blue, fun switch.

I’ve never traveled into different dimensions in a plastic box

But I have thought I have when I went on a rollercoaster.