I’ve never swam with a goblin in the atlantic onsen
But I’ve splashed my mum in an egyptian pool.
I’ve never had a picture with pennywise in high park near the birds
But I’ve had a photo with my family on top of the hill in Hampstead Heath.
I’ve never ridden a unicorn in the sky
But I’ve ridden a light brown horse.
I’ve never cooked chocolate muffins with Jamie Oliver
But I’ve backed delicious cookies with my mum.
I’ve never shaken hands with chucky in the zoo near the animals
But I’ve high five my friends in school.
I’ve never been friends with a shark in the ocean
But I’ve been friends with a fish when I was swimming in the sea.