I have never eaten a stake the size as my plate

 but i have brutally demolished my nans sunday roast.

I have never followed santa and his reindeer to other countries,

But I have followed my paper airplane around my house.

I have never pet a wild life wolf, 

but i have hugged my big fluffy dog.

I have never rapped on britain’s got talent with a singer,

 but i have sung a song with ashley.

I have never made a ice sculpture, but I’ve made a really

 messy dark gray clay sculpture.  

I have never eaten a crab claw the size as my head, 

but I have eaten a scaly stinky smelly fish.