I have never been thrown in alien jail when framed on the queen of mars’s ship

But I have been told off by my mum when it’s my sister’s fault. 

I have never been in the centre of the whole universe 

but I have been in the centre of my bed choosing what to watch on netflix.

I have never been pushed into a slide leading into a volcano in hawaii

But I have been pushed by my older sister in a curly slide leading into a pool in turkey. 

I have never ridden an elephant in france 

But I have had a snake around my neck at a birthday party.

I have never been on a 2 headed flying lion

But I  have been to two different birthday parties on the same day.