HIPPOCAMP SIGHTING IN LYME REGIS
Elizabeth Carpenter, the local reporter
THE WEEKLY NEWS
BREAKING NEWS!
A SIGHTING OF A HERD OF HIPPOCAMP IN LYME REGIS!
The witness of this chaos is Betty Tile,the local fisherwoman,on Monday at 3 o’clock in the afternoon on Lyme Regis’s silky, sandy surface.
WHAT WAS IT DOING?
This strange sighting was observed stealing spiky sea shells,
from the local shell shop at 2:37am, what a theft! This has been going on for two days now.
“I was just fishing on my big, blue boat when I heard a screech so eerie I almost fell off, at that moment I spotted it, crashing, chaotically through the open ocean air.” Muttered Betty to our reporter.
POLICE HAVE TOLD FISHERS TO NOT GO FISHING UNTIL THIS PROBLEM HAS BEEN SORTED, IF YOU SEE THIS HIPPOCAMP CHAOS THEN CALL-909
OR GO TO
http://www.isawaunicorn.com
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