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how to care for a unicorn

How to care for a unicorn

 

Have you ever wished your unicorn behaved? Are you wondering if this unicorn can behave? Then read on  to find out .

 

What you need

Make sure you provide your unicorn with caviar, pig blood, goat blood 

What to do

(A.First esure sure that your unicorn has a clean, pleasant  place to rest because all unicorns are vulnerable and susceptible  to dust,drugs ,weed ,cannabis, crack,cocaine, bugs and fluff and unicorns have a phobia of darkness.

 

(B. Next make sure that  your unicorn has a balanced diet of caviar,pig and goat blood. 

 

(C After that make sure that you give your unicorn 2 hours of exercise in an unpopulated area because this breed of unicorn has a very high self esteem so they might show off to the people.

 

  1. D) Finally  you need to be careful of the trillion horn the gluteus maximus, face back and legs

 

WARNING!!!

 

Be warned  buff all trillion of you unicorns horns because if you don’t they will become blunt and horn training will mean nothing.

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