Luna-lofa

Have you ever seen the most dangerous creature in the world? Well whatever your answer was, your wrong. The Luna-lofa is the most dangerous creature in the world!

Appearance

This thing, has a vortex black exoskeleton (that helps it hide) and can survive a meteor striking on it’s skeleton.It has two gigantic mandibles that pinch away at the predator causing a sting more painful than the bullet ant.It also has two poisonous pincers that are as heavy as an African elephant which weighs 6000 kg.The pincers are as big as an elephant to so both of the big bulging white bloodshot eyes are on the pincers.Also, the pincers are the things that lead the lofa around.

Habitat.

The lofa lives in the oasis in the desert. However, it can make its way to civilisation.The lofa can lay up to 5000 eggs per year! He, or she, makes a nest in the water pools because it is very hard to find water so when they do they lay the eggs just next to the oasis.They can mostly be found in the Sahara desert at the little oasis yet to be explored by man.

Diet

These things like luxury so the only food they eat is (the most expensive food in the world) saffron.They find this either in the city’s or on the trees in the oasis.

They eat it by washing it in the oasis water and then they mush it up into little smoothies that they slurp. This is because they (surprisingly) don’t have teeth.

Behaviour

If you corner it it will pounce on your neck and pinch you paralysing you but if you have a gun it will launch its pincers at you killing you.It also (once it has

mated) kill the girl and if the girl wins the fight it will eat the boys rotting corpse but is the boy wins it will take the girls exoskeleton and put it on.

One tip,See this,and run.