Do you want somewhere to chuck your kids to on a night out? If so then

please do come to our flabbergasting emporium! David Attenborough once said “A fascinating thing not many people can experience!” There is not many places in the world where you can find the worlds largest ball pit and the most expensive thing in the world! (The golden football stadium made out of 1000 carrot gold)!

It is not just kids only though. Adults are welcome to! We have an amazing luxury spar that anyone can enjoy even if you don’t like how hot the rooms are or how hard our workers are massaging you. Just ask for them to turn down the heat or to go slower.Another thing for the adults to enjoy is their luxury rooms which have their own (self re-filling) fridge! Also, the TV has all channels on including Disney plus and Netflix. Don’t forget YouTube.

Also, pet paradise is an option! It has self training robot dogs to buy and robots who train your dogs. There is also self feeding stations where the dogs step on something and the water and food comes down.Also, this all happens in your room!

So come down to our shop just after the m60 down Slazenger street or call us at +44 392859204829482 we are only open on weekends from 3am to 11pm.

Just bring, a piece of your mind.