The land of Beans

In the land of Beans,

my eyes feasted upon a glorious can of Hienz beans,

It waited for a knife and fork to pierce its skin and to lay upon a tongue,

Soon to be in the stomach.

In the land of Beans,

I captured and fairy bean,

Its fluttering wings tickled like feathers

And its bean sauce was a gooey pudding.

In the land of Beans,

I watched a baby bean play around in tomato sauce,

Mother bean rushed over to it,

Only to find a giggling bean splashing its brother.

In the land of Beans,

I heard the cry of a kidney bean,

Being held in brutal captivity,

Hienz beans whipped It with a strand of mince covered in metal spikes

In the land of Beans,

I tasted a scrumptious can of Heinz Beans,

The flavour sparked my blood flow when I swallowed it with a gulp

And energy dashed though my body.

In the land of Beans,

I witnessed the Bean monster,

The ground groaned when it slowly lifted a foot then landed one,

A bean waterfall broke apart when the great monster landed a jump on top of the bean village.

In the land of Beans,

A hero arrived, BROAD BEAN, Its swift self-ran from building to building saving innocent beans,

What a lovely day that was, Hienz Beans village was saved, everyone was jubilant,

Or so they thought, Broad bean was a fraud..