I’ve never camped in a forest

I’ve never had a pet dragon,

but I’ve had 2 pet chipmunks.

I’ve never camped in a forest,

but I have been camping.

I’ve never fought a battle,

but I’ve fought my dad for the remote for the TV.

I’ve never I’ve never been in a race before,

but I have raced my dad to the Kitchen for a chocolate chip cookie.

I’ve never walked a marathon,

but I’ve walked 5.5 miles with my dad.

I’ve never forged a sword,

but I’ve made a LEGO sword.

I’ve never been to a water park,

but I’ve been to the beach.

I’ve never bitten a chunk of the sun

but I have chomped on my dad’s Magnum.

I’ve never had a spicy chilli

but I have sampled my dad’s spicy curry.

I’ve never seen a sydney funnel web,

but I’ve seen a spider the size of my hand.

I’ve never been to Australia

but I’ve been to Great Yarmouth

I’ve never been on a supersonic jet

but I have seen one go by at home

I’ve never been In the Pacific Ocean

but I’ve been in a huge swimming pool

I’ve never been to Disney Land Florida

but I’ve been to Bury St Edmunds