I have never hiked up Mount Everest,

but I have climbed a climbing frame.

I have never bitten a chunk out of the moon,

but I have eaten a slice of cheese.

I have never seen a UFO,

but I have seen a military plane fly over my school.

I have never touched the sun,

but I have burned my finger on the oven.

I have never stole the queen slippers,

but I have taken my dad’s belt.

I have never been grounded,

but I have got told off by my sister.

I have never danced on mars,

but I stayed at my mum’s house at night.

I have never touched an aliens bushy afro the size of a bush,

but I have touched my dad’s stiff hair.