I have never gone to space with aliens

But I have gone on the millennium falcon ride at Disney World.

I have never protected a tanker in the army

But I have protected a flag in airsoft.

I have never ran to the enemy’s base in war

But I have stolen a flag in paintball.

I have never swam off a waterfall

But I have gone on the rapids at Center Parcs.

I have never swam the Atlantic ocean

But I have swam a mile at Thetford’s sports centre.

I have never done a front flip off of the great wall of china

But I have done a front flip on a trampoline at gravity in Norwich.

I have never scrambled up Mount Everest

But I have strolled up the stairs.

I have never gone on a ride underwater

But I have gone on Oblivion’s drop at Alton Towers.